Stephen Ausherman presents...


Michael Jeong's Number One Love Songs


“Be My Good Friend”

Happy action when I am next to you!
Rock and roll!
Blow your mind!
The real friendship advances my heart!
It is your specialty!
Thank you! Thank you!
Go! Go! Go!


“Super Whiteness Smile”

Hey! Hello!
Dance next to me!
Enjoy the good time!
We make power fun every day
Like Michael Jordan dunk shoot!
Dance and laughing! Dance and laughing!
Your awesome sunshine expression
Always delivery on time!


“Slow Dancing Music Video”

You think I am foolish!
You break my heart!
My love and shame are incongruous!
Baby, can you hear my seriousness?
Call me! Call me!
My cell phone always playing your favorite ring tone
And taking the video memories!
Listen! Looking!
Listen! Looking!
Watch out!


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Nine Passages from My Latest Book* That Have Been Taken Completely Out of Context


I noticed Psycho John hugging a loaf of French bread and cozied up to the man in African regalia.


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There was a man who was a witch. Some people tried to shoot him, but the gun wouldn't make any
noise. So they put him in a sack with some big rocks and threw him in the ocean.


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(Must you truly make love every day in many ways? Or can you double up some days and let
others slide, like, say, when you're having a bad day in a really crappy hotel?)


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"I have a friend I want you to meet. He is the Bubble Man."


"I met the Bubble Man."


"No, you met Sidro the Bubble Man. You have not met Juan the Bubble Man."


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She told us her father brought them from the bottom of the ocean just for us....
We'd seen her father. He had no arms.


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"Fight--" He made stabbing gestures at my abdomen. "--with knives."


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Farrakhan himself nearly stepped on me.


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I am Nanook of the North.




[*
Restless Tribes (Central Ave Press, 2004)]
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